Word of advice: don’t build something up and get someone so excited to then knock them back down and not follow through. Literally feel crushed, disappointment is one mother fucker, and it seems to attach to me very easily.

nawsike:

they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend

I do

fuckyouajax:

Palms are sweaty

Knees weak, arms are heavy

Vomit on my sweater already

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

lameborghini:

“haha sick burn bro” says the medical doctor as he examines my third degree injury

rneerkat:

my least favorite letter is w. double you? one of you is already too much

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

andrewhurleys:

what she says: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what she means: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)